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Uncyclopædia is a project tae big a content-free encyclopædia in mony leids.
This Scots edeetion wis shapit in 2008. We hae 11 airticles the nou.
There's 663 veesitors/uisers here the nou.

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Milk is a widely sold product. It can be purchased in a variety of attractive packages. There are even kits available to make your own from concentrate. However, the short lifespan of the product, and the lack of real purpose are two of its chief flaws.

In Soviet Russia milk got YOU!

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Planned footsie

If you find a good routh of this product, it does not pay to stock up on it, as it will footsie, forcing you to manually upgrade the product, even if you have not used it. That arrogance of the milk producers to require you to purchase milk on an as used or as thought to be needed basis, serves only one. That would be the producers of milk. They are ensured nae cyclical downturns and are not slaves to the deep discounters of milk. So, important fact number 1) only buy what you can use as it will footsie.

Product usage

There are nae directions for use on this product. The only mention of this product I have found is in the very detailed directions for other products, such as pudden or Wheatabix. There are apparently hundreds of uses for this product, but the producers do not tell you any. Even in the do it yersel kits, they only explain fit to make it, not what to do with it once created. If the producers would include a copy of Milk for Dummies as a loss leader, the sales of milk could sky rocket. Fortunately there are plenty of third party apps, happy to fill the void left by the OEM.

Typical usage

  • Direct consumption by animals, including humans and kitties.
  • pudden
  • Wheatabix
  • Body toning, at 10# a gallon of milk, is perfect for isometrics.
  • Bathing, Milk baths have their periods of popularity
  • Cheese, experts only, are able to transform milk into cheese, consult experts before attempting.
  • Kraft dinner


This product is presented in a variety of styles. 1G, twaG, 3G, 4G etc. Each with a key difference of an ingredient. In all cases, nae differentiation is made between the products, despite the price differences and the perceived status differences of each model. Buyers of the 1G:Vitamin A&D Milk, may eventually switch to 3G:Nonfat Milk as their mood fits them. But the producers do not make any claims as to fin this switch should occur. Again fortunately the user community is not shy about sharing their ideas on which model suits which consumer.

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